All The Guvmint Projects (If You Made It, Then You Should Have Put Your Name On It)

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Y’know what, I kinda wanna go there.

Although the sight of Reps. Suarez, Syjuco, and Magsaysay dancing to this little jig right here is just wrong, but:

Wala naman sigurong masama kung ilalagay mo ang pangalan mo at picture mo lalo na kung gwapo ka o maganda ka… Iyong sa President, sa pagkakaalam namin, ayaw niya na nilalagay iyong pangalan niya tsaka iyong kanyang mukha. Kung ayaw niya, okay, ‘wag ilagay, pero kami naman kung gusto naming ilagay sa aming distrito, sana naman ‘wag kaming pakialaman. Kanya-kanyang discretion iyan.

PDI, 8/16/2010

Uhhh… yup, I’m going there.

Wo-oh oh-oh yeah.

All The Guvmint Projects (If You Made It, Then You Should Have Put Your Name On It)

Adapted from “Single Ladies” by Beyoncé

All the guvmint projects, all the guvmint projects
All the guvmint projects, all the guvmint projects
All the guvmint projects, all the guvmint projects
All the guvmint projects…

Now put your hands up!

Up in the club, you just put up
Thought I owned the whole damn thing
I decided to dip, and now you wanna trip
‘Coz another Mayor noticed it

I’m up on him, he’s up on me
Don’t want his reelection
‘Coz I put up that bridge, for three good years
You can’t be mad at me

If you made it then you should have put your name on it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Don’t be mad once he says that he made it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it

Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh
Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh

If you made it then you should have put your name on it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Don’t be mad once he says that he made it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it

Got your mug on the sheds, your signs on the trees
Got your name on the roofing sheets
Acting up when you tell me to stop
I couldn’t care less what you think

I need no permission, when I mention
I put up that irrigation
‘Coz you had your turn, but now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to be me

If you made it then you should have put your name on it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Don’t be mad once he says that he made it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it

Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh
Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh

If you made it then you should have put your name on it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Don’t be mad once he says that he made it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it

Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh
Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh

Don’t tell me I can’t paint my name on this world
Or the tarps that I’ve unfurled
The projects I prefer, or I deserve
Is a name that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny to infinity and beyond
So let me put up my signs
Say, “Priority project by”
I’m not another unknown
‘Coz I’m a freaking solon

All the guvmint projects, all the guvmint projects
All the guvmint projects, all the guvmint projects
All the guvmint projects, all the guvmint projects
All the guvmint projects…

Now put your hands up!
Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh
Wo-oh oh-oh, wo-oh-ohh-oh, wo-oh, wo-oh-ohh

If you made it then you should have put your name on it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Don’t be mad once he says that he made it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Wo-oh oh-oh

If you made it then you should have put your name on it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Don’t be mad once he says that he made it
If you made it then you should have put your name on it
Wo-oh oh-oh

That’ll do.

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