Roughly Translated

I write and speak in four languages: English, Tagalog, sward (I passively learned it in college), and tXtsT1cKyCaPz (all I had to do was to die and go to Hell).

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Yes, I have taken it upon myself to translate communication patterns of bipedal amoeba who happen to walk erect… and it’s only because I can.

Full text:

..! sZaUpF pFoOo..!

..! 6alin6 mOe rN eE nOe ..

..! pFoOtaAhhh.. pFu2nTa qkA Lhan PfLA n6 bEe sYd pFak La2kE nK.pFApFuNtA xEo !

..! eN bhOii qkO pFa ,,! uAt a fUcc..! hAhHAHA

..! uaLha qkAn6 uTAn6 nUA LoOb xSa mA6uLan6 mOe dEe qkA mAn Lhan mAhiYa !

..! eiSzHiT .. tOxs aNkApfaL mUkhA mK.wALK Out xSa hArApFAn qkO !

.. tAeNa .. aNpFwAn6et n6 u6aLi mOe ..

..! qkUn 22uCeEn bAnAsz nUA bAnAzs aqKo xeO ..

.. nK.ccC aqklOe bT pFa qkiTa 6nWan6 bHeSziE qkU.. eiZshiT..

..! pFasALMat qkA mAhAbA hAbA pFaCenXa qkOe.!

..! nApFakA sELfiZsh mOE rN .. tta6o tA6o qkA zsa nAnAy mOe .. dEe qkA mAn lHan nK.iCp qkUn6 mAdDmaii bUhH uB6 iBuHh.. ! n6 DAHIL LHAN6 xEO..!

Imperfect translation:

What’s up fool?

Galing mo rin eh no?

Puta, pupunta la lang pala ng B-Side pag lalake nagpapapunta sa iyo.

And boy ko pa.  What a fuck.  Hahaha.

Wala kang utang na loob sa magulang mo, di ka man lang mahiya.

Eh shit, tapos ang kapal mukha, magwa-walk out sa harapan ko.

Tangina, ang pangit ng ugali mo.

Kung tutuusin, banas na banas ako sa iyo.

Nagsisisi ako bakit pa kita ginawang bhesie ko.  Eh shit.

Pasalamat ka mahaba-haba pasensya ko.

Napaka-selfish mo rin.  Tatago-tago ka sa nanay mo.  Di ka man lang nakaisip kung madadamay ba yung iba, nang dahil lang sa yo.

I will now proceed to pick up the pieces of my brain scattered and splattered on the wall.  Anyone who spells like this deserves to be boiled in oil, flayed, beheaded, broken at the wheel, and metabolized by the mitochondria of mandrills.  Then excreted.

8 thoughts on “Roughly Translated

  1. But… *nitpicks*

    I think:
    pFoOo = po
    tOxs aNkApfaL mUkhA mK.wALK Out xSa hArApFAn qkO ! – Tapos angkapal mukha maka-walk out sa harapan ko !

    That aside…

    Panalo ka, Maro!

    *goes to put brains back into skull*

  2. so it does exist… haha!

    may Vietnamese friend ako who happens to have the same dilemna sa younger generations nila. They call it the 9x Generation.

    (…sakit sa ulo magbasa nang ganyan. hindi ko alam kung nag-evolve lang talaga ang mga salita o isang klase nang kryptos logos.)

  3. KILL! KILL! KILL!

    I remember back in highschool, my English teacher always scolds us whenever we use that ‘out-of-this-world’ fucking way of writing. Good thing, I listened to her.

    *migraine*

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