Txtwritten

sumtyms kc mhrap mg-blog ng str8 english. kksawa, as if aq lng daw kc mnsan nk2intindi. prng nung college, dey said dapat dw u shud write in a way ppl cn undrstand. mxdo dw kc malalim n profound english q for sum ppl 2 undrstand. ‘write 2 express, nt 2 impress.’ so try q kya magsulat ng gani2. pra puro xpress. blog q naman eh. kya PAKYU. kkkkk.

txt kc s d language of my gener8n. araw 2x kc gener8n namin nkhrap sa celfone. we always txt kc, di n kc uso ung payfones na la2gyan mu ng barya pra mkatwag. wla n rn kc pager 2day (ano dw, easycall lol). so our mode of communic8n s txt tlga. kulang kc ung chars sa cel pra mkagwa ng buong words.

at least di me part nung gener8n na mhilig sa tv txt chat channel or dun sa maarte n name s friendster (d na kc uso yun lol, so d jologs wtf pare). kc qng ga2wa k p ng ‘rose’ dw, mejo ewww. gani2 turo 2 me ng cs q: @>——-. xet, i cud hav txtd my ex a rose nlng pla b4. btw la me gf nw. huhuhu.

d q p rin gets. ak2li d q alam tlga qng bkt pa ntn kelangan mag-focus s grammar eh nagka2intindihn nmn tau s txt. cguro tama cla n saying na u only write dw in str8 sentences f u wnt 2 seem intelligent / profound (wtf hirap ispell un lol). la nmn tlga sense 2 write kc w/ d correct spelling n grammar f ppl hu read u gv more wt 2 d content, not d form. kc nmn, sobra nyu grammanazi. d mu nmn naka2in grammar mu.

tbh la nmn tlga sense ung pinag-a2raln ntn sa skul abt grammar n spelling, yo. me, 4 an example: d q nmn naga2mit ung conjuctions and prepositions nmn sa work. anjan nmn ung red lines 4 spelling, ung green lines 4 grammar. sabay f7, ayus na lahat jejejeje. gnyn nmn tlga eh, bsta 2nog tma, ok na cya.  jejejeje.

kc nmn tsaka q lng kelangan gumamit ng str8 english qng kelangan q gwa resume 4 work or essay 4 skul. d nmn dn cguro impt 4 qng cno man nagba2sa qng pano q spell ung word or construct ung sentences. bt w8 lng: d porket gani2 me magsulat ibig sabihn n d q kaya magsulat abt politics r wat. dami nmn kumakalat ng kowtz dyan so la aq problm. elitista kc kau mxdo hahahaha.

pero kktamad n kc magsulat ng gani2 sa fone. sabi q nga, we r a gener8n na raised kc sa celfone.  d nmn dpat gani2 magtxt.  mxdo mhaba.  dpat, ‘hw r u n?’  ‘mis u dear.’ dpat, ‘ma, pauwi n me.’ ‘d2 n me, wer u?’ ‘nytnyt.’ ganun. bitter lng me, jejejeje.

kya ganun. haaaay… kkkkk.

POSTSCRIPT: I’ll never write this way again.  The shock and the horror.  The burnination.  The pain.  Yes, I wrote this post through a cellphone.  Simply because I’m Marocharim, this is my Experiment, and because I can.  KKKKKK.

8 thoughts on “Txtwritten

  1. ..So0o0o0o0bRanG hIrap nMan p0h bsAhin n2… …hihihi… HraP rn p0h gwin… …pRa p0ng my IQ g0t scRapEd ofF bY 100…

    …B0bo na p0h mE…

    (it took me about 2 minutes just to compose that reply! 😀 well done, mark! now, to actually turn this into “art,” that would be something, eh?

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