Marocharim Simpson, Marocharim South Park

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Surprisingly, this is not petiks Sunday.  I had to write some stuff, and I was fresh off an impromptu session at Eat My English (Metrowalk, Ortigas) with some of my friends.  I’ve been Alt-Tabbing between Word, Yahoo! Messenger, GMail, and yes, Plurk.

What the hell am I doing on a rainy Sunday working, I have no idea.  But to sum this non-petiks day up:

  1. It’s a rush job anyway, but I always find it hard to rush an article (facepalm).
  2. The Chairman just told me that my 366-page tome/paperweight is now available at the school library, and is actually being read by people (facepalm).
  3. Over at PlurkLand, I seem to still have my (ahem) issues with the… nice, cashier/barista at yesterday’s meet at Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, Gateway (uh, Jenbalikan natin, LOL)

So to make the best out of petiks, I decided to make two – yes, I’m not bored enough to make a lyrics translation, two – avatars of how I would look like dare I appear in The Simpsons or on South Park (hats off to Elaine for the Simpsons thing):

Let’s start with my Simpson-esque visage:

In the interest of making a joke, my Simpsons doppelganger looks like Diether from that old Mike Myers sketch, “Sprockets.”

Not funny?  I know.  But I rue the day that I’ll find a woman who’ll marry my Springfield clone looking so… metro.  (I would say gay, but I don’t want to end up defending myself all over again much to the ire of haters and frenemies who think I’m gay.)

Which says more for my evil South Park visage:

This picture has been my IM avatar for quite a while now… I guess it captures my Dasein. I would have liked added a few weapons here and there, but a child-murdering stray Manny Pacquiao-hating Sodomite antichrist-spawn like myself (snigger… time for Google to do its work) does well with a South Park character worse than, say, Mr. Hat, Damien, or even Saddam.

This day is so not good.  I expected Nadia Montenegro and Cristy Fermin to bitchslap the living heck out of each other.

3 comments on “Marocharim Simpson, Marocharim South Park”

    • Jen
    • October 7, 2008
    Reply

    Mark,

    Sige, sa Sat ulit hehehe 😀

    • Show-Ender
    • October 21, 2008
    Reply

    You know the Chairman? How?!?!

  1. Reply

    I’ve been reading about the issue with the simpsons and ‘bart’ promoting scientology. Was checking to see if anyone else had any comments on the ‘issue’. I don’t much like it myself, but also do not care to judge.

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