Like many people, I have a big problem with e-mail spam. Compared to most people, however, I get more than my own fair share of penis-related spam. Maybe it’s a consequence of penis jokes and sexually-charged blog entries.
Here’s a short list of strange penis-related spam I got from my GMail account:
- This is your thingy… this is your thingy on meds. Any questions?
- Bigger size means more masculinity!
- Don’t feel shy about your penis size anymore!
- A penis is a terrible thing to waste.
- Your new schlong will win more prizes!
- Reach out and bone someone!
- Lengthen your male device and become sex hero!
- Become a real man, increase your machine.
- Hear her scream your name in passion!
I know that these shouldn’t be taken seriously, but come on! Do I really have a sizeable problem that I deserve all these penis-related spam mails?
Worse yet… how do they know? 😉